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    What If – Chapter 15

    Alice: [smiling] What kind of crazy name did give his ranch this time? I know it’s something wild.

    Shelby: Heartland Hospice.

    Alice: Heartland Hospice?

    Shelby: Yupper.

    Alice: That doesn’t make any since why Heartland Hospice?

    Shelby: Cause, that’s where he lays his head.

    Alice: [finally understanding] OMG! Uncle Nate is in a hospice!? Uh, I mean what happened and for how long?

    Shelby: He’s been there for ongoing 3 months, Rhonda’s got e’r ten-gallon mouth I thought you’d be the first she’d tell.

    Alice: [in a somber tone] Well, she didn’t.

    Shelby: He’s sick as a dog passing peach pits.

    Alice: What is it?

    Shelby: Cancer of the probate.

    Alice: Probate? You mean prostate?

    Shelby: That’s what I said.

    Alice: [finally putting two and two together hurtfully shakes her head] That’s why she came home.

    Shelby: Yup.

    Alice: I talk to her all the time I don’t know why she didn’t tell me. There so close, I can’t begin to imagine what she must be going through.

    Shelby: Uncle Nate is a fighter you can best believe he’ll hold on for as long as he can.

    Alice: I talked to my mom, well it hasn’t been recent but it was less than two months ago and she didn’t mention it either.

    Shelby: Antie-Lenore has been here to visit quite a few times in fact she was just here a week in a half ago.

    Alice: [feeling bad stares out the window at a field of cows] And, here I thought my life was in shambles. I mean it is, but not in comparison to this poor Rhonda I know she’s devastated.

    Shelby: [now gripping the wheel with one hand] So, I heard.

    Alice: Excuse me?

    Shelby: You and your ole lady are having troubles, yeah?

    Alice: [shaking her head in confusion] Uh—how did you know?

    Shelby: [shoots her a look]

    Alice: [let’s out a sigh of frustration] Rhonda, yeah of course.

    Shelby: She never could hold water.

    Alice: [scratches her forehead in response]

    Shelby: Mind if I give the bacon without the sizzle?

    Alice: [shrugging her shoulders mad at herself for understanding her meaning] Sure, why not.

    Shelby: [in a shocked tone] Really!? Wow, no one’s ever wanted my advice before!

    Alice: I find that hard to believe. [she says in a sarcastic tone]

    Comments

    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    2. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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