Over the years everyone, with the exception of Tasha (she did not like surprises) were surprised by a birthday party they weren’t expecting, but no ones and I mean no ones ever compared to Shanes! Last year was epic, after her Facebook status claimed she was done with all the drama two weeks later when she arrived at her surprise party and all her ex’s were there (in Maury Povich voice)…determined that was a lie! Literally, two minutes after she arrived the music stopped and an all-out brawl broke out! Wigs, eye lashes, patent leather, fake nails, a WWE wrestling belt, paternity tests (yes you read that correctly), contact lenses, faux fur, piñatas, a Gem and the Holograms blow-up doll, a Chinese finger trap, stain remover, Littlest Pet Shop surfboard, an Alanis Morrisette “Jagged Little Pill” cd, and a plastic eggplant all went soaring through the air! It was insane and took 65% of the Los Angeles Police Department and a few off duty officers to break up the madness all because one woman could not keep her clit in her pants! So, after community service/court dates and probation violations were handed down the dust finally settled, and Shane went back to her old ways. So, yes although her life was in shambles it could be Shanes train wreck of a love life always made her feel better.

After bathing she puts on her robe and walks to the closet to find something to wear. Three years ago, for their anniversary Tasha surprised her with a customized walk-in closet. Although, her clothes, shoes, and accessories took up the majority of the closet there was a small portion just big enough for Tashas belongings as well. The weather had been cool lately so she searched for her favorite “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” sweatshirt, while doing so her attention shifted to Tasha’s section. She smiled seeing her perfectly colored coordinated clothes and perfectly aligned shoes sitting on the carpet below. Years of serving in the military had definitely made its mark! Walking over to her side she stands and stares at her clothes then inhales deeply she could still smell her cologne. Reaching in she takes her Army Strong black hooded sweatshirt and sweats off the hanger, drops her towel, and puts them on. Picking up her towel she walks into her bedroom and for the first time since she left pulled back the covers and laid on Tasha’s side of the bed. Pulling the covers over her head taking in her scent she closed her hypocritical eyes and fell asleep.