Bette: James!!!!

James: [shrugging his shoulders] What did I say?

Bette: I really hate you right now.

James: What else is new? [removing the helmet takes a seat next to her] It’s that bad huh?

Bette: You have no idea.

James: Want to talk about it?

Bette: No.

James: Okay… can I get you a cup of coffee? Well, in your case the whole can?

Bette: Thanks, but no thanks I haven’t been able to keep anything down I just want to be left alone.

James: [standing to his feet] Fine, I’ll leave you alone.

Bette: [laying back down on the couch] Hit, the light switch and close the door on your way out.

James: You got it boss hog! [he says before turning off the lights and closing the door]

Bette: [while shuffling her body she didn’t have time to get comfortable before the light switched back on] James, what the hell!?

James: One last thing before I go you might want to take the next 15 minutes to get yourself together and look somewhat presentable.

Bette: Look, presentable for what the death of my marriage?

James: Don’t talk like that you guys will work it out hey if me and my girl can survive the Titanic then you guys can too.

Bette: [disgustingly stares at him] You and your girl?

James: Yeah.

Bette: [rolling her eyes] Pam?

James: Yeah, who else would it be?

Bette: You’re back with Pam!?

James: [pointing at her] Be nice.

Bette: Hey, did you know Arizona Iced Tea has cost 0.99 cents a can since 1992?

James: [confusingly] What does that have to do with me and Pam?

Bette: Everything, that’s the type of consistency you need in your life you need an Arizona not a Pam.

James: I mean we’re okay now.

Bette: Yeah, but for how long!? 3 to 5 business days!?

James: Can you be a bit more positive or act like it at least!?

Bette: No.

James: She’s changed.

Bette: What STD’s?

James: I’m serious!

Bette: I still don’t like her.

James: She’s come a long way.

Bette: [sucking her teeth] I don’t trust anyone who bites ice cream.

James: Geesh! Come on, don’t judge I mean we’ve had our ups and downs but——-.