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Fix You…. Chapter 1
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2 days later
“Hello?”
“Shane! What are you doing? Wanna grab some lunch at The Planet with me? Great! Meet you there in twenty minutes.” Before Shane had a chance to respond there was a decisive click and the call was ended.
“Who was that?” Carmen asked from in front of her computer where she was working on a new mix of songs.
Shane shook her head and smiled at her girlfriend.
“Alice wants me to meet her for lunch at The Planet. She didn’t give me much of a choice. Do you want to come?”
Carmen chuckled. “No, that’s okay. You go and have fun.” Carmen had been a part of the gang long enough to know when to stay out of things and after hearing Shane’s side of the conversation, or rather the lack of it, she was only too happy to stay home and get some work done.
“Fine, I’ll go deal with crazy on my own. I mean, it’s only 1:00 and we just saw her this morning for breakfast. What could she have possibly gotten herself into since then?”
Carmen looked at Shane.
“Yeah, I know. It’s Alice. She could have single-handedly caused a riot in the time it takes most people to brush their teeth.” Shane sighed as Carmen laughed.
“I’ll bring you back something to eat.” Shane said as she kissed her girlfriend before grabbing her keys and jacket to meet Alice.
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“What’s up Alice?” Shane dropped her lanky frame into the seat across from her.
“Why can’t people be more like you? I mean, I call you, we agree to meet at a certain place and time, and then here you are! With five minutes to spare!” Alice exclaimed with a glance at her watch.
“Umm… thanks?” Shane smiled in amusement. It was easy to tell that something had pissed the blonde off. While Alice’s hair usually had a mind of its own, today it was standing up in tuffs- a sure sign that Alice had been pulling at it as she was known to do when frustrated or angry. In addition Alice was fidgeting about in her chair more so than usual. Knowing it wouldn’t be long before Alice unloaded whatever was bothering her, Shane made herself comfortable and took a sip from the coffee she’d gotten at the counter before sitting with Alice.
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PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!
LMFAO Alice Pickles!! Girl,that was totally funny!! Cant wait for the next update!!! Awsome job!!
“She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)
OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!
It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.
great story so far. i like where its going. its weird to think of none of them knowing dana. but you are portraying their characters really well.
oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.
LMAO….this is so funny, really hilarious :o)) But it would be great if there were more with B&T.
I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!
I feel as though everyone’s hit on what I wanted to say, please keep this alive it’s totally awesome!! Loving it…cheers!
This is great! Funny stuff about Jenny…and the Pickles…this is great…Can’t wait for more!
I love this story! Brilliant part, can’t wait till they meet. PLLLLLLLLLLEASE post soon! :)