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    Fix You…. Chapter 1

    Story written on September 6, 2006 by brunettegirl.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=62352
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    Bette gets teamed up on; Alice has good news; Dana comes to LA but can’t catch a break; Alice and Shane have lunch; Dana and Alice talk

     

    “I had that appointment to meet with Dana Fairbanks today.”  Shane nodded her head for Alice to continue, already sensing where this was going.

     

    “We were SUPPOSED to meet at 11:30 at that new Italian restaurant for lunch.  Guess who never showed up??  I waited for almost an hour and Miss Professional Tennis Player doesn’t even have the courtesy to call.  I even tried calling her to see if maybe she’d forgotten, or gotten lost, or been attacked by giraffes.”

     

    “You tried calling her?”  Shane asked, ignoring the giraffes comment.  Her blonde friend had a strange obsession with animals.

     

    “Yes.  Three times!  All I got was her fucking voicemail.”  Shane looked at her friend intently.  While she could sympathize with Alice being stood up she couldn’t help but wonder at the amount of anger Alice was showing over a forgotten appointment. 

     

    “Is that all that happened?”

     

    “What?  Am I not allowed to be pissed that I got stood up?”  Alice narrowed her eyes at her cup of coffee.

     

    “Alice?”

     

    “Fucking Yoda…”  Alice muttered before looking up at Shane.

     

    “Gabby was there.”  She said simply.

     

    Shane’s body tensed and her eyes narrowed at the name.  “What happened?”  She asked in a low voice.

     

    “Nothing really.  She was just her usual charming self and managed to push all the right buttons necessary to make me crazy.  That’s all.”  Alice felt herself relax.  Just seeing the way Shane had reacted at the mention of her ex-girlfriend’s name made her calmer.  As much as Gabby’s cheating, manipulative ways had hurt Alice those two years ago, she knew that with friends like Shane she didn’t have to worry about falling for another Gabby Deveaux.

     

    “Are you sure?  Just say the word and I’ll run home, pick up Carmen and Jenny, and go beat witchy woman’s ass back under the rock she crawled out of.”  Shane growled.

     

    “Okay, Carmen’s one thing- she’s got the whole Latina fire thing going.  But Jenny?  What’s she going to do, bore her to death with some crazy story about a flashlight and a zebra?”  The quirky writer had returned that morning from visiting her mother.

     

    “I was thinking more along the lines of her throwing her labtop at Gabby.”  Shane grinned.

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    1. PICKLES O.o Hahahahahaha Thats a good one LOL and this one ‘Alice said something about Dana having had better been run over by a herd of Hippos.’ OMFG! You’re hilarious! Please post another instalment very soon!

    3. “She was really not excited to talk to the woman who had called her a buttplug.” lol that was so funny! glad you had a good trip – i’m working on an update at the minute so hopefully there’ll be one ready soon! that was a great chapter – can’t wait to find out what happens when Alice and Dana finally meet up! :)

    4. OMG I was sure I was going to die from laughter on the whole Ms. Pickles part, that was an awsome chapter. Poor Dana has it rough, first the car then the stairs, lol thanks for the post, looking forward to the next chapter!

    5. It sounds like Dana’s 5 hour plane ride with her legs aching and her Mom ending her one sided conversation, is something that you recently went through ? Is that the experience you referred to in your comment? LOL! Very funny stuff with Alice Pickles and the jab at Jenny boring Gabby to death with a story about flashlight and a zebra, made me crack up! Keep up the great work.

    7. oh my god! i don’t think i’ve ever laughed that hard reading a fanfic before! alice pickles?! run over by a hippo?! buttplug?! hilarious!!! the whole chapter was great, not just the humor! looking forward to the journey you have in store for us.

    9. I’m still LMFAO. Miss Pickles. Would that be dill, sweet, or butter? On the Jenny front, just remember there’s a fine line between parody and scorn, (not that I personally mind if you cross that line). And the thing with Alice and the animals…OMG, you are on a roll! What did they feed you in that mysterious third world country with no internet access? Update soon!

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