“Or when Ross and Rachel broke up!”

“Dana it’s going to be—–.”

“Like when you walk into a crowded Walmart and there’s only three checkout lines open!”

“OMG, Dane let it—–.”

“When your boss is walking around looking for someone to come in on the weekend and chooses you!”

“D-A-N-A, “she yells trying to bring her back down to Earth.

“Or when you go to the bathroom thinking you wiped yourself only to discover toilet tissue balls marinating between your——!”

“EARTH TO FAIRBANKS, “she says wavering her hands in her face.

“No, this is worse than when I turned 22 and found out the Easter Bunny wasn’t real!”

“DANA, “she says finally grabbing her shoulders getting her attention, “Let it go!”

“Sorry, I took it to, far didn’t I?”

“Yeah, just a little bit——what a minute you didn’t know the Easter Bunny wasn’t real until you were 22!?”

“I know, it was a sad time for me!”

“Uh, let’s just wait for our captain to arrive okay.”

“Okay, “she says reluctantly still heartbroken over the news of the breakup.

Walking in Ensign Peabody happily signed her name on the sign in sheet. As she placed the black pen on the desk a familiar name caught her attention. Trying to focus her eyes to ensure she wasn’t seeing things quietly she smiled to herself. Looking up she scanned the room until she located a phone. When she reached it she picked up the phone directory looking for the number she needed. Dialing the number she awaits for someone to answer.

“Bridge, this is SMSN Everett speaking?”

“Everett this is Ensign Peabody I am looking to speak with Lieutenant Adams is she available?”

“Just a moment ma’am let me check for you.”

“Thank you.” Scanning the bridge Everett locates her Lieutenant and informs her she had a call handing her the phone she speaks.

“Lieutenant Adams speaking?”

“2003, Coachella, Doc Martins, a Gumby costume, peacock feathers, Swedish Fish, a hula hoop, Strawberry Fanta, and Jessie Spano from Saved By the Bell.”

“OMG….Helena!”

“Yes….yes…..of course it’s me darling, “she says mimicking her own voice.

“Is it really you!?”

“The one and only.”

“Like wow! Oh, my goodness I am completely speechless right now how did you know where I was or better yet how did you get this number!?”