“Ooooooooh, “she says with her mouth wide opened before closing it, “No, I still don’t get it.”

“You saw the insignia on the blondes collar right?”

“Yeah, she’s a commander which means she is our executive officer serving underneath the——-.”

“Right, “she says cutting her off.

“OMG, there fucking!” She says finally understanding what she had been trying to tell her.

“Yup.”

“Hey, “Bette calls out to her while she stormed down the p-way (short for passenger way or hall), “Hey, I know you hear me calling you!”

“Who would have thought, “she yells suddenly turning around, “The one time I stole twenty cents out the collection plate at church when I was nine for some Laffy Taffy and a Chick-O-Stick my luck since then would be pure shit!”

“Oh don’t blame me for your bad luck I was doing just fine until I met you!”

“What the hell are you doing here Bette!? Is this some type of revenge for me dumping you!?”

“Oh, you dumped me?”

“Yes!”

“You dumped me!?”

“YES!”

“YOU DUMPED ME!?”

“YESSSSSSSSSS did I stutter, I dumped your controlling ass and you know how I know because I was there when I did it!”

“Okay, for the record you did not dump me I broke up with you and what did you expect Tina you can’t act like a flip flop our entire relationship then expect to be treated like a Louboutin!” (If hate had a face Commander Kennard represented it well)!

“Did you just call me a flip flop!?”

“If the flop fits hey I’m just calling it how I see it and just to set things straight I was not controlling!”

“You say you were never controlling, “she says mimicking Maury Povichs voice, “The entire four years spent together determined that was a lie!”

“So, I was controlling because I only wanted what was best for you!?”

“No, you were controlling because before dating you I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge!”

“Everyone knows you place the milk in the fridge with the label facing you then turn it slightly three quarters to the left then slide it over one degree to the right!”

“See that’s what I’m talking about!”