“Here we go, “Lieutenant Pieszecki says under her breath to Master Chief McCutcheon.

“Oooooooh, yeah its show time.”

“I hope she’s cool like me.”

“The words cool and Stef-Semite Sam shouldn’t be in the same sentence.”

“Like you’ve got room to talk Williams, “she says smirking.

“I wonder if she’s like me cute and sexy hell I get turned on just from looking at myself in the mirror every morning, “Ensign Peabody says to herself.

“Welp, Commander this is it although I’m still upset about you and Bette I must say I am anxious to meet our captain.”

“I’m pretty sure she’s cool and regarding me and Bette look if I’m over it and have moved on so should you, I mean hell you don’t see me bent out of shape about it do you?”

“Yeah you’re right I can’t promise anything other than I’ll try.”

“At ease everyone, “she says placing her notes on the desk as everyone took their seats, “Good morning everyone I am Captain Bette Porter and I will be serving as your——-.”

“ASSHOLE!?” The sudden outburst caused everyone to shift their attention away from their Captain to the disgruntled blonde woman standing with the horrid look on her face. Trying to figure out what was going on everyone awaited in silence, lucky for them they didn’t have to wait long.

“You’ve got to be shitting me, “Captain Porter says in shock as she stared into the eyes of her walking, breathing, and very much alive grey pubic hair!

“Oh shit!” Chaplin Fairbanks says after realizing she cussed she looked towards the ceiling and mouthed the words “I’m sorry” to the big man upstairs. Not wanting to give her another chance to utter one more word or better yet to hear her voice, Commander Kennard grabbed her belongings then abruptly walked out of the room.

“Uh, please excuse me for a moment, “Captain Porter says walking out hoping to find her and quickly.

“What the hell just happened?”

“What do you mean what just happened isn’t it obvious?”

“What’s obvious?”

“Come on Al those two know each other.”

“Oh, yeah there might be a little bad blood between them.”

“No, that’s not what I meant when I say they know each other….they know…..know each other, “she says in a stern tone.