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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Tina: [smirking reaching into the alcohol cabinet pulling a bottle of Vodka] Was Mary Poppins Supercali-fragilistic-expialidocious!?

    Helena: [claps her hands excitedly]

    Tina: Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot! Get it……shot!

    Helena: [doing a little dance singing] Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! [they both burst out laughing in unison]

    Virginia…..(Autozone parking lot )

    Tasha: I hope this is the one Jessie needs. [she says to herself]

    Sitting in her car she removes the recently purchased alternator from the box to inspect it further. Completely satisfied she returns it to the box, starts her car, and puts it in reverse. Before she is able to remove her foot from the brake the blaring sound of a car horn roars through the air forcing her to immediately slam her foot on the brake.

    Tasha: WTF? [looking over her shoulder through the back window]

    Blocking the lane was a woman driving a white Camaro waving her arms aggressively signaling for Tasha to hurry up and pull out of the parking space. Scanning the parking lot every space was filled she must have been watching her come out of the store and according to her Tasha was taking too long to back out. So, to help motivate her to move quickly she continued to honk her horn while cursing at her. Surprising herself at how calm she remained nonchalantly turning back around she places her car in park taking her foot off the brake.

    The woman: HEY! YOU HURRY UP I NEED THAT FUCKING SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Tasha: [reaching into her pocket pulls out her new phone scans through her contacts until she found the number she was looking for after three rings her contact picks up.]

    Recipient: Good Morning, Department of Defense this is Chuck speaking how may I help you?

    Tasha: Hey Chuck, this is Tasha.

    Chuck: Williams good morning what can I do for you?

    Tasha: Uh, I’m just calling to inform you I’m running a bit late and will be in when I can.

    Chuck: Thanks for the heads up is everything okay?

    The Woman: [still honking her horn] YOU FUCKING BITCH I KNOW YOU HEAR ME HURRY UP AND MOVE I’VE GOT THINGS TO DO!

    Tasha: [sarcastically] Everything is fine why do you ask?

    Comments

    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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