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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Tina: [quickly turning around] HIIIIIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bette: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [she says rubbing her hand]
Tina: [glares at her with the fly swatter still in her hand]
Bette: TINA WHAT THE HELL?!
Tina: [takes another sip of her wine] My kung-fu grip has a mind of its own.
Bette: You just slapped my hand do I look like a fly to you? [still rubbing her hand trying to sooth the slight pain]
Tina: No, more like an ass.
Bette: T, I said I was sorry!
Tina: [nonchalantly] Yeah, I know I heard you the last 50 times when you said it.
Bette: Can you just forgive me so we can move on and get passed this?
Tina: [slamming a head of lettuce on the cutting board] We can.
Bette: [breathing out a sigh of relief walks around the counter reaching for her] I missed——–.
Tina: [cutting her off places her hand in front of her face stopping her] Just not today……or tomorrow….or the day after that….oh I don’t know maybe I’ll consider forgiving you sometime in 2020.
Bette: 2020!? Look, I know I said some hurtful things but you suffered from diarrhea of the mouth too!
Tina: Oh, so is that your way of making things right by blaming me?
Bette: No, I’m just saying [pausing to take a deep breath]—–I don’t know what I’m saying I just know you ignoring me sucks and I hate it!
Tina: I’m only doing what you asked me to do.
Bette: Tina that is——-.
Tina: [cutting her off dicing tomatoes] Like an elephant I never forget as my memory recalls in the midst of our fight you said and I quote, “It’s my life and I should stay out of it” so, that’s what I am doing “staying out of it.”
Bette: That’s not what I meant and you know it!
Tina: Really, then what did you mean?
Bette: I just think it’s my decision as to whether or not I want to take the job I don’t get why that’s so hard for you to understand.
Tina: [now putting the finishing touches on the salad] Because, you’re going to regret it that’s why!
Bette: Every decision I make has always been with you in mind.
Tina: Not this time.
Bette: So, you can’t wait to force me out the door? Is that it? You like the idea of being away from me!?
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!