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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Tina: [quickly turning around] HIIIIIYAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    Bette: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! [she says rubbing her hand]

    Tina: [glares at her with the fly swatter still in her hand]

    Bette: TINA WHAT THE HELL?!

    Tina: [takes another sip of her wine] My kung-fu grip has a mind of its own.

    Bette: You just slapped my hand do I look like a fly to you? [still rubbing her hand trying to sooth the slight pain]

    Tina: No, more like an ass.

    Bette: T, I said I was sorry!

    Tina: [nonchalantly] Yeah, I know I heard you the last 50 times when you said it.

    Bette: Can you just forgive me so we can move on and get passed this?

    Tina: [slamming a head of lettuce on the cutting board] We can.

    Bette: [breathing out a sigh of relief walks around the counter reaching for her] I missed——–.

    Tina: [cutting her off places her hand in front of her face stopping her] Just not today……or tomorrow….or the day after that….oh I don’t know maybe I’ll consider forgiving you sometime in 2020.

    Bette: 2020!? Look, I know I said some hurtful things but you suffered from diarrhea of the mouth too!

    Tina: Oh, so is that your way of making things right by blaming me?

    Bette: No, I’m just saying [pausing to take a deep breath]—–I don’t know what I’m saying I just know you ignoring me sucks and I hate it!

    Tina: I’m only doing what you asked me to do.

    Bette: Tina that is——-.

    Tina: [cutting her off dicing tomatoes] Like an elephant I never forget as my memory recalls in the midst of our fight you said and I quote, “It’s my life and I should stay out of it” so, that’s what I am doing “staying out of it.”

    Bette: That’s not what I meant and you know it!

    Tina: Really, then what did you mean?

    Bette: I just think it’s my decision as to whether or not I want to take the job I don’t get why that’s so hard for you to understand.

    Tina: [now putting the finishing touches on the salad] Because, you’re going to regret it that’s why!

    Bette: Every decision I make has always been with you in mind.

    Tina: Not this time.

    Bette: So, you can’t wait to force me out the door? Is that it? You like the idea of being away from me!?

    Comments

    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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