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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Bette & Helena: [burst out laughing]

    Helena: [handing her the tray] Well, I bought Swedish meatballs as promised where’s Tina?

    Bette: In the kitchen. [both Helena and Kit walk ahead of her towards the kitchen]

    Kit: Hey, there Mrs. Wake & Bake?

    Tina: [looking up from placing bell pepper on a skewer] Hey you two!

    Helena: [giving her a hug] Wow, the food looks great!

    Tina: Thanks!

    Kit: [kissing her on the cheek] Hey beautiful?

    Tina: Hey, yourself give me another 45 minutes and the food should be ready.

    Kit: [shaking her head at the food]

    Bette: What’s wrong?

    Kit: [wiping an invisible tear from her eye] Nothing, it just reminds me that food is the only thing in my life that hasn’t done me wrong………can’t help it I get emotional.

    Bette: [smiling] Shut up!

    Kit: Okay…okay, all jokes aside do you need any help?

    Tina: I’m glad you asked [handing her the pan of shrimp, beef, and vegetable skewers]

    Kit: I should have known to the grill I go!

    Tina: Thanks Kit!

    Helena: Anything, I can help with?

    Bette: Uh, Helena no—-no, you can uh just keep me company.

    Kit: [giving her the side eye] Yeah, sit and catch up with Bette.

    Helena: [catching on] Hey come on I had one little kitchen inferno accident you can’t hold that against me my cooking is fabulous.

    Tina: Yup, even the smoke alarms agree!

    Helena: Okay…..okay, what about that baked ziti I made for Shanes birthday huh? [she looks around proudly]

    Tina: Oh, that’s what that was.

    Kit: [laughed]

    Bette: Cause it looked like you were summoning a demon. [her joke caused everyone to laugh except Tina]

    Kit: Speaking of demon is Jenny coming?

    Bette & Tina: [in unison in a dry tone] Yeah.

    Kit: Well, just so you know I’m not talking to her.

    Helena: Neither am I or Shane.

    Tina: What did Jenny do now? [then looks at Helena] And why aren’t you speaking to Shane?

    Helena: It’s a long story I’ll fill you in later.

    Kit: [looking at Bette] Well, if you had returned my calls then you would know I had to pick her demonic garbage pail kid ass up from the police station.

    Bette: Are you serious?

    Helena: Dead ass. [everyone stopped to stare at her] What?

    Comments

    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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