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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Bette & Helena: [burst out laughing]
Helena: [handing her the tray] Well, I bought Swedish meatballs as promised where’s Tina?
Bette: In the kitchen. [both Helena and Kit walk ahead of her towards the kitchen]
Kit: Hey, there Mrs. Wake & Bake?
Tina: [looking up from placing bell pepper on a skewer] Hey you two!
Helena: [giving her a hug] Wow, the food looks great!
Tina: Thanks!
Kit: [kissing her on the cheek] Hey beautiful?
Tina: Hey, yourself give me another 45 minutes and the food should be ready.
Kit: [shaking her head at the food]
Bette: What’s wrong?
Kit: [wiping an invisible tear from her eye] Nothing, it just reminds me that food is the only thing in my life that hasn’t done me wrong………can’t help it I get emotional.
Bette: [smiling] Shut up!
Kit: Okay…okay, all jokes aside do you need any help?
Tina: I’m glad you asked [handing her the pan of shrimp, beef, and vegetable skewers]
Kit: I should have known to the grill I go!
Tina: Thanks Kit!
Helena: Anything, I can help with?
Bette: Uh, Helena no—-no, you can uh just keep me company.
Kit: [giving her the side eye] Yeah, sit and catch up with Bette.
Helena: [catching on] Hey come on I had one little kitchen inferno accident you can’t hold that against me my cooking is fabulous.
Tina: Yup, even the smoke alarms agree!
Helena: Okay…..okay, what about that baked ziti I made for Shanes birthday huh? [she looks around proudly]
Tina: Oh, that’s what that was.
Kit: [laughed]
Bette: Cause it looked like you were summoning a demon. [her joke caused everyone to laugh except Tina]
Kit: Speaking of demon is Jenny coming?
Bette & Tina: [in unison in a dry tone] Yeah.
Kit: Well, just so you know I’m not talking to her.
Helena: Neither am I or Shane.
Tina: What did Jenny do now? [then looks at Helena] And why aren’t you speaking to Shane?
Helena: It’s a long story I’ll fill you in later.
Kit: [looking at Bette] Well, if you had returned my calls then you would know I had to pick her demonic garbage pail kid ass up from the police station.
Bette: Are you serious?
Helena: Dead ass. [everyone stopped to stare at her] What?
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!