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What If – Chapter 10 (A)
Kit: You’ve been hanging around me too long.
Helena: Mad true. [everyone looks at her awkwardly]
Kit: Uh, yeah okay well let me throw these skewers on the grill and I’ll tell you all about it.
Bette: Uh, Tina do you know where the charcoal and lighter fluid is?
Tina: [refusing to look at her in a dry tone] Kit, can you tell Bette if she looked she would see the charcoal and lighter fluid resting against the patio door. [Her response caused a confused expression to appear on Helena and Kits face.]
Kit: Uh Bette, Tina said the charcoal——.
Bette: [cutting her off in a dry tone] I heard her. [she says walking off towards the living room with Kit following behind her]
Kit: What was that all about?
Bette: You know how you’re not speaking to Jenny?
Kit: I wouldn’t send her a blank text.
Bette: Yeah, well Tinas not talking to me.
Kit: [pausing to stare at her] What did you do?
Bette: [in a defensive tone] Me!? Why is everything my fault!?
Kit: Because it is and I know you! Now spill it…..did you and Tina have a fight?
Bette: [grabbing the charcoal and lighter fluid then opening the patio door]
Kit: [grabbing her arm with her free hand stopping her] Hey, I’m like Marvin Gaye I want to know what’s going on!
Bette: Come on I’ll fill you in outside I need a drink.
Back In the kitchen…..
Helena: [looking at her awkwardly] Uh, is everything okay between you and Bette?
Tina: Peachy. [she says while stabbing a piece of cantaloupe with a knife]
Helena: Do you want to talk about it?
Tina: Nope.
Helena: Are you sure?
Tina: Yup, no need I’m fine!
Helena: [watches her slice and dice the melon like a professional serial killer]
Tina: [realizing what she was doing tries to calm herself] Hey, can you do me a favor and fill those cups with my special concoction in that pitcher.
Helena: Is this what I think it is?
Tina: [cheering up] It sure is!
Helena: The infamous slut juice rug burn jello shots!
Tina: [smiles handing her a glass of wine]
Helena: Ah, no thank you I haven’t had anything to eat wine will be disastrous on my stomach its delicate you know……do you have Vodka instead?
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Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!
I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.
Blackbird
Thanks for reading!
That was again a very good chapter.
The dialoge and funny lines are fantastic!
Any chance you wil post part two soon?
I hope to have the second part of this chapter posted tonight or tomorrow.
Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks
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LOL…..thanks for reading!