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    What If – Chapter 10 (A)

    Kit: You’ve been hanging around me too long.

    Helena: Mad true. [everyone looks at her awkwardly]

    Kit: Uh, yeah okay well let me throw these skewers on the grill and I’ll tell you all about it.

    Bette: Uh, Tina do you know where the charcoal and lighter fluid is?

    Tina: [refusing to look at her in a dry tone] Kit, can you tell Bette if she looked she would see the charcoal and lighter fluid resting against the patio door. [Her response caused a confused expression to appear on Helena and Kits face.]

    Kit: Uh Bette, Tina said the charcoal——.

    Bette: [cutting her off in a dry tone] I heard her. [she says walking off towards the living room with Kit following behind her]

    Kit: What was that all about?

    Bette: You know how you’re not speaking to Jenny?

    Kit: I wouldn’t send her a blank text.

    Bette: Yeah, well Tinas not talking to me.

    Kit: [pausing to stare at her] What did you do?

    Bette: [in a defensive tone] Me!? Why is everything my fault!?

    Kit: Because it is and I know you! Now spill it…..did you and Tina have a fight?

    Bette: [grabbing the charcoal and lighter fluid then opening the patio door]

    Kit: [grabbing her arm with her free hand stopping her] Hey, I’m like Marvin Gaye I want to know what’s going on!

    Bette: Come on I’ll fill you in outside I need a drink.

    Back In the kitchen…..

    Helena: [looking at her awkwardly] Uh, is everything okay between you and Bette?

    Tina: Peachy. [she says while stabbing a piece of cantaloupe with a knife]

    Helena: Do you want to talk about it?

    Tina: Nope.

    Helena: Are you sure?

    Tina: Yup, no need I’m fine!

    Helena: [watches her slice and dice the melon like a professional serial killer]

    Tina: [realizing what she was doing tries to calm herself] Hey, can you do me a favor and fill those cups with my special concoction in that pitcher.

    Helena: Is this what I think it is?

    Tina: [cheering up] It sure is!

    Helena: The infamous slut juice rug burn jello shots!

    Tina: [smiles handing her a glass of wine]

    Helena: Ah, no thank you I haven’t had anything to eat wine will be disastrous on my stomach its delicate you know……do you have Vodka instead?

    Comments

    1. Jesus! There are so many, many funny lines in this story I can’t count them all!

      I’d pull a few out, but on their own they’re funny, but in the rapid flow of the conversations you’ve crafted they’re zingers.

      Blackbird

    2. Oh my God, why don’t you send Jenny for a trip to Hawaii, and release her without parachutes from the plane, on the crater of the active Kilauea volcano, she is getting on my nerve.
      Well, Alice has to re-evaluate her deeds and feelings and make a decision, Dana also has to talk to Lara, if they are going to keep hanging out, they should come clean with their partners.
      I think Tina and Bette have a lot to talk about Bette going to China.
      Very nice chapter by the way. Thanks

      P

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