Customer Service Lady: Consistent bitch mode, rude for no reason, disrespectful a plus, where smiling is optional we here at the DMV pride ourselves on our superb customer service and are always willingly to help…..NEXT!

Shane: [when she turned around the woman standing in back of her shook her head in disgust] Walking with her head down she made her way towards Bette taking the seat next to her.

Bette: Really!? Indecent exposure! Spill it!

Shane: [tosses her head back before explaining] So, a couple of weeks ago I met this really hot chick and we started hanging out.

Bette: Does, this hot chick have a name?

Shane: Pumpkin.

Bette: Not her pet name her real name Shane.

Shane: Pumpkin, that is her real name.

Bette: Where did you met let me guess in Charlie Browns Great Pumpkin patch?

Shane: Hahahaha real funny flash dance [Bette shot her an angered look] at the grocery store I walk in she saw me, I saw her, so I walked up to her and introduced myself.

Bette: And?

Shane: Given that her name is Pumpkin, I asked her to spell orange you know to try and break the ice when she said the fruit or the color I knew she was the one.

Bette: [sarcastically] She sounds special.

Shane: [smiling proudly] Oh, she is.

Bette: No, like she enjoys licking windows and 9 volt batteries special.

Shane: Hey, call her what you want she makes me feel like a Kardashian you know just special for no reason.

Bette: I haven’t even met her and you both disgust me okay, so that still doesn’t explain how you got the ticket.

Shane: I picked her up one day and you know one thing lead to another and boom things got heated in my car a cop passing by saw us and well here I am.

Bette: I think I’m going to be sick.

Shane: That’s what the cop said too!

Bette: Don’t sit next to me anymore. [she says trying to scoot away]

Shane: [grabbing her arm holding her still] Look, I know what you’re thinking but don’t worry it’s all over now.

Bette: You two broke up already?

Shane: Yeah, well her family was against us seeing each other.