“Oh, that it wasn’t hard I’m just waiting in the officers country for the pre-deployment brief to begin.”

“Wait you’re here on the Cumulus!?”

“You’re speaking with the ships SUPPO.”

“This is crazy talk about a small world, “in the background she could hear things beginning to escalate between Taylor and Hodges once again, “I cannot wait to see you we have so much to catch up on how’s your mom doing?”

“Well you know mum she’s still terrorizing the innocent streets of Sesame.”

“Of, course silly me to think she would ever change.”

“And don’t think I don’t know about you flying her out to that roach infested ranch behind my back either, “SN1 Hodges says in the background.

“They weren’t roaches they were water bugs!”

“There the same thing!”

“What is that yelling in the background?”

“Oh, that is the sideshow better known as my department.”

“That bad huh?”

“You have no idea two of my sailors have been fighting and arguing all morning over some woman that’s appears to be playing them both.”

“Silly kids tricks are for kids.”

“Hahahahahha, tell me about it!”

“She also told me about that stupid poem you wrote for her on the flight but hey like you I can get a little poetic too check this out, “SN1 Hodges says, “Roses are red, clouds make me sad, airplane forced to make emergency landing because your crotch smelled so bad!”

“That’s it I’m going to kick your ass, “she says lunging for her but thankfully three sailors grabbed her.

“Hey you two I said enough, “Lieutenant Adams yells but like before they ignored her.

“Taylor you want to kick my ass do me a favor and join the club they’re weekly meetings at the corner of “Fuck You Street” and “Kiss My Ass Blvd!”

“Hey I said cut it out you two!”

“Oh, that was a good one I have to write that down, “Helena says.

“Uh, Helena I have to go before these two kill each other.”

“I understand completely hopefully we can met up soon.”

“Oh, most definitely uh what does your schedule look like after sea and anchor?”

“I just have to finish setting up the ships store but other than that I’m free for the rest of the day.”